William Beutler

I just want to be the Nth person on Twitter to say something about how great the new Vampire Weekend is. It is. OK, all set!

RT @crylenol: Welcome back to Dog Mythbusters. Today we're seeing if we can eat this yes we can eat this ew it's gross *vomits* oh! wonder …

Where are you, Project Censored?! RT @bdomenech Apparently The Blaze is on Cablevision now. Biggest untold media story of the year.

Note to self: never become an object of interest to Gawker, or any of its web properties.

Welcome, Lydia! MT @BeutlerInk: Welcome to the team, @lydiawallbaum, our newest Account Manager! Here’s to winning the Internet together!

Do you ever ask yourself "What's the MOST Communist musical instrument?" All the time, right? And here's the answer: http://t.co/UzIoZjYfYm

Dammit, I'm listening to The Doors today, and I don't care who knows it. (And a somewhat belated RIP Ray Manzarek.)

To the tune of "O Valencia!" I presume. RT @colinmeloy: oh, Portland.

RT @simonowens: Why aren't the cable networks covering GIFgate, arguably the biggest scandal this week?

And yet, I recall Portland Public Schools gave us fluoride on the regular. MT @seanhackbarth: @MattDeLuca I wonder what the cavity rate is.

Kinda says something when your side has to misspell the word to get the point across, eh? @stephen_taylor: #teamjif soft g GIF

You know you're getting old when you start rooting *against* overtime. #NBA #Playoffs

RT @debaser: Oregon brewed http://t.co/gUK6fjMUXK

I'd like to point out that one of the rave reviews in US TV spots for The Hangover III seems to be from an entertainment website in Brazil.

The #gifdebate is fun. I hope there's never a consensus (unless it's for the hard /g/). MT @perryhewitt he must pronounce his Ts funny...

I want to hear how the guy who invented the GIF says "graphics" as in "interchange format". #gifdebate

Our research shows that prolonged exposure to the mythopoetic psychocosmology of S:S&S EP can have adverse side effects. #sworcery

I'm not really sure if I want to let this #sworcery game persuade me to tweet my accomplishments, but I suppose I'll give it a try.

We got The Megatome & we are the smartest. #gotmegatome #sworcery

RT @BeutlerInk: Here're some ways you can help the victims of the tornado that touched down in Oklahoma, no matter where you are! http://t.…