William Beutler

RT @corrinrenee: Dear all websites ever. My day phone is my evening phone is my home phone is my cell phone. Sincerely, 2013

So, I gave $5 to @Gawker's "Rob Ford Crackstarter" bid for the video of the still-Toronto mayor. Only 4 days left! http://t.co/Cil5xDBA9k

Somehow, the fact that this book costs $130 makes me want to read it even more: http://t.co/TQFYvtnJ1s

Steve Jobs was a master negotiator, and James Murdoch is a lousy typist. http://t.co/Fg17Fepfvu

NBA action is faaaaaantastic, man! </bartsimpson>

Oh, come on. That's just what LeBron James is paid to do. #NBA #Playoffs

Look, watching-NBA-playoffs-on-EST: I really draw the line at 2OT. Please don't make me stay up past midnight (unless you have to). #NBA

I just want to be the Nth person on Twitter to say something about how great the new Vampire Weekend is. It is. OK, all set!

RT @crylenol: Welcome back to Dog Mythbusters. Today we're seeing if we can eat this yes we can eat this ew it's gross *vomits* oh! wonder …

Where are you, Project Censored?! RT @bdomenech Apparently The Blaze is on Cablevision now. Biggest untold media story of the year.

Note to self: never become an object of interest to Gawker, or any of its web properties.

Welcome, Lydia! MT @BeutlerInk: Welcome to the team, @lydiawallbaum, our newest Account Manager! Here’s to winning the Internet together!

Do you ever ask yourself "What's the MOST Communist musical instrument?" All the time, right? And here's the answer: http://t.co/UzIoZjYfYm

Dammit, I'm listening to The Doors today, and I don't care who knows it. (And a somewhat belated RIP Ray Manzarek.)

To the tune of "O Valencia!" I presume. RT @colinmeloy: oh, Portland.

RT @simonowens: Why aren't the cable networks covering GIFgate, arguably the biggest scandal this week?

And yet, I recall Portland Public Schools gave us fluoride on the regular. MT @seanhackbarth: @MattDeLuca I wonder what the cavity rate is.

Kinda says something when your side has to misspell the word to get the point across, eh? @stephen_taylor: #teamjif soft g GIF

You know you're getting old when you start rooting *against* overtime. #NBA #Playoffs

RT @debaser: Oregon brewed http://t.co/gUK6fjMUXK